Please validate me by watching this organic, cage-free Dragon Age meme I made
*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different
*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!
Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.
The Hero of Kvatch buying Benirus Manor despite all the sketchy rumors they’ve heard about it:
Hero of Kvatch later that night when they get attacked by ghosts in their sleep:
a comprehensive collection of weird-ass wikipedia articles to read when you’re bored
fair warning: while some of these articles are just silly or weird, i do like to freak myself out, so a fair amount of these are creepy and/or morbid! some of the links involve death and occasionally suicide, so consider this your blanket warning for potentially upsetting/tiggering stuff! also when you’re white-knuckled gripping the bedframe at four am because you’re too freaked out to go get a glass of water and you think there’s an axe-murderer in your closet, don’t go a-blamin’ me. you clicked the link.
- list of unusual deaths
- post-mortem photography
- nocebo
- list of people who disappeared mysteriously
- vrillon
- ancient astronauts
- list of nuclear/radiation accidents
- lord uxbridge’s leg
- suspicious incidents at disney parks
- demon core
- milgram experiment
- list of film accidents
- collyer brothers
- new chronology & phantom time
- cosmic latte
- list of sexually active popes
- spontaneous human combustion
- list of methods of torture
- cellar door
- voynich manuscript
- tarrare
- list of inventors killed by their own invention
- zone of alienation
- randy gardner
- list of entertainers who died during a performance
- dancing mania
- vodka eyeballing
- tacoma narrows bridge
- troy huturbise
- list of alleged extraterrestrial beings
- lucid dreaming
- son of sam law
- mary toft
- list of banned video games
- elizabeth bathory
- marvin heemeyer
- list of serial killers
- quantum suicide
- mcdonald’s urban legends
- cockle bread
- list of reportedly haunted locations
- ball lightning
- mellified man
- armin meiwes
- mobius syndrome
- moon landing conspiracy theories
- the case of taman shud
- the euthanasia coaster
- capgras delusion
- raining animals
- voluntary human extinction movement
- trepanning
- s. a. andrée’s arctic balloon expedition of 1897
- list of reported ufo sightings
- astral projection
- maximum lifespan
- oscar the cat
- mill ends park
- criticality accident
- words that mean opposite things
- list of video games notable for negative reception
- parapsychology
- uncombable hair syndrome
- gloria ramirez
- that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
- spite house
- john titor
- list of unsolved murders & deaths
- sleep paralysis
- list of common misconceptions
- ames room
- list of impostors
- korean air lines flight 007: alternate theories
- list of political decoys
- psuedoscientific planets
- list of conspiracy theories
- sawney bean
- loudness war
- body farm
- list of messiah claimants
- lazarus syndrome
- betty & barney hill abduction
Greek Mythology | The Muses
Calliope - Epic Poetry, Urania - Astronomy, Polyhymnia - Hymns, Thalia - Comedy, Clio - History, Erato - Love Poetry, Euterpe - Lyric Poetry, Melpomene - Tragedy, Terpsichore - Dance
Anders: Do you know anything about huge explosions? Specifically, how to make one?
Hawke: Explosions? What is this for?
Anders: Fun.
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